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el_diablo4107
post Apr 22 2003, 02:18 PM
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My feet smell funny. Why? blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif


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post Apr 22 2003, 02:32 PM
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because you walked in raw sewage 4 days ago and haven't washed them yet
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Sun Tsu
post May 11 2003, 06:27 PM
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Oh, the spamminess.

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post May 11 2003, 06:29 PM
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whoa. post this in general chat man!


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leopold
post May 12 2003, 07:29 PM
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Actually, crazi is right...

*sigh*

I really dun want people thinkin I'm abusin me modishness here... diablo, this ain't personal or nuthin, but ya will get far more response from this in General Chat.

Although that said, this is a pretty old post... wonder why it sat here unnoticed fer so long??


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Overfriendly_Kit...
post May 12 2003, 09:10 PM
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Hello friends,

and now it's time for FOOT ODOURS EXPLAINED:

The culprits in foot odour are sweat eating bacteria.

The problem begins when bacteria become attracted to the sweat on your feet and start feeding on it.

The bacteria's excretion has a strong odour that causes your feet to smell bad.

Since each foot has over 250,000 sweat glands in it, and produces over a pint of sweat a day there's a lot for the bacteria to eat.

What makes the situation worse are shoes and socks which trap the sweat on your skin. Now the bacteria have their favorite kind of environment: dark and damp, causing them to go into a feeding frenzy. More waste is excreted, and when you take off your socks and shoes, your nose is presented with the results!


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post May 12 2003, 10:20 PM
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thank you i never knew that!


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leopold
post May 12 2003, 10:32 PM
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Wow... that's lookin scarily like a sensible post there!!! OMG!!! How long we have waited fer this day etc etc...

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post May 12 2003, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE (leopold @ May 12 2003, 06:32 PM)
Wow... that's lookin scarily like a sensible post there!!! OMG!!! How long we have waited fer this day etc etc...

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hehe, since i walked in!


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MistressAlti
post May 12 2003, 10:34 PM
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blink.gif

Okay, this sensibility must stop... it's scaring me...

Erm...

Lightbulb!

>runs away<
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post May 12 2003, 10:45 PM
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DERIGIBLES!
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post May 12 2003, 11:20 PM
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Gum Wrapper!

>feels better now that she's tainted the thread<
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post May 12 2003, 11:24 PM
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mmm, tainted thread...

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post May 13 2003, 03:42 AM
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QUOTE (leopold @ May 12 2003, 03:32 PM)
Wow... that's lookin scarily like a sensible post there!!! OMG!!! How long we have waited fer this day etc etc...

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lol, o_O i haven't seen one sensible, 100% meaningful post since i came in! but then again i haven't been around for more than a week. hehe.


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post May 13 2003, 04:33 AM
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i post sensible post all the time... well... maybe a week after i first joined... then i stoped cause it was boring and no one responded to me...

yay for sensible stuff... now stop it cause its scaring me


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Overfriendly_Kit...
post May 13 2003, 12:18 PM
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,

Sensible. wink.gif

Here is one of many amusing results from a "Being Sensible" google search:


http://home.vicnet.net.au/~adrianb/aware/sensible.htm

Being Sensible

A sensible man crossed the road at the lights.
Little Green man his signal to move
Not on the red flashing man
Oh no
Must be sensible
Enter the restaurant and wait to be seated
Thatís what it says
But the place is empty
Thatís what it says.
Must be sensible.
Picking up the semi automatic weapon
Take your time
Aim and fire
At the target man, at the target
What
No please
BANG
Must be sensible
F**k that
Not with this bloody big gun in my hand


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post May 13 2003, 01:44 PM
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guns....thats a good lil' poem/song/thingummibob

why post sensible stuff? you can be sensible when you're dead, life's too short for maturity and restraint etc etc...


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post May 13 2003, 05:12 PM
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Very true, fairy.
PLASTIC!

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gary
post May 13 2003, 05:43 PM
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because you have a nose


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post May 13 2003, 05:44 PM
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Off with the nose! Off with the nose!!


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post May 13 2003, 05:47 PM
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there you go FP said it
chop it off problem solved
we can then live happy in the knowlage of knowing we helped you out

Oh yes you may thank us.... thank us on your hands and knees


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JESUS! did I say that? Or just think it? was i talking? Did they hear me?
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post May 13 2003, 05:51 PM
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<waits for groveling>


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Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce.
Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls
I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid.
I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me...
I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion.
Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust)
user posted imageuser posted image user posted image <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!!
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post May 13 2003, 05:56 PM
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If we are to be fair...........
I think you should kiss Free Psycho's feet since thats whom the Idea came from


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JESUS! did I say that? Or just think it? was i talking? Did they hear me?
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post May 13 2003, 05:57 PM
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<holds arms up in goddess pose> WORSHIP ME LIKE THE GODDESS I AM!!


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Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce.
Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls
I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid.
I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me...
I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion.
Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust)
user posted imageuser posted image user posted image <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!!
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gary
post May 13 2003, 06:02 PM
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yes do it el_diablo4107
she is your god now.... pray to her

In fact I'm sure there is an alter around here somewhere...

*find alter and Knife*

sacrifice

show your love to the goddess


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JESUS! did I say that? Or just think it? was i talking? Did they hear me?
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