 Omg, Sam's Getting Married!?!?, You heard me! :P |
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 Apr 23 2003, 09:34 PM
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Love me?  Group: New Members Posts: 544 Joined: 24-February 03 Member No.: 17 Gender: Female  |
You are cordially invited to the matrimonial service of a Mr. Sir_Psycho_Sexy and a Miss Smallsam.
 I need bridesmaids and a male stripper for the bachelorette party. Any takers? 
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Apr 23 2003, 09:36 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,641 Joined: 1-March 03 Member No.: 80 Gender: Female |
Congratulations you two!!
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Apr 23 2003, 09:38 PM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Crimminy!! sps found a bride!!
Congrats to ya both! -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Apr 23 2003, 09:39 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 23 2003, 10:38 PM) Crimminy!! sps found a bride!! what you mean by that?? 
-------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Apr 23 2003, 09:41 PM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Apr 23 2003, 10:39 PM) QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 23 2003, 10:38 PM) Crimminy!! sps found a bride!! what you mean by that?? errrrr.... nuthin  *runs away* -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Apr 23 2003, 09:41 PM
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 Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
Jeez, finally someone's decided to marry Sam...
 Score to you, SPS... she's a fine young lady. Huzzah! -------------------- the end is nice |
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Apr 23 2003, 09:42 PM
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 Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154 |
congrats to you both...
even though i already knew, being e-best man and all
-------------------- 6:30pm
How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog |
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Apr 23 2003, 09:47 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Apr 23 2003, 10:41 PM) Jeez, finally someone's decided to marry Sam... Score to you, SPS... she's a fine young lady. Huzzah! she is great isn't she??....be careful how you answer that
-------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Apr 23 2003, 09:47 PM
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 crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female |
YAY for sam and sps!!!!!!!!
-------------------- Love is real.
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Apr 23 2003, 09:47 PM
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 samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female |
Can I be a bridesmaid???
Pleeeease? -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Apr 23 2003, 09:48 PM
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Love me? Group: New Members Posts: 544 Joined: 24-February 03 Member No.: 17 Gender: Female |
QUOTE Can I be a bridesmaid??? Pleeeease? Wanna be maid of honor instead?
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Apr 23 2003, 09:51 PM
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samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female |
*glomp* Yesh!
When ish the wedding? Does this mean you won't be in my harem, sam? -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Apr 23 2003, 09:52 PM
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 suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
No female strippers? >>; .. CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WEDDING. Yeehaw, cake and beer for all.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Apr 23 2003, 09:59 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
i was holding out for lolo syuu
but you can if you want 
-------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Apr 23 2003, 10:00 PM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
LoLo? o_o DEFINETELY. I gotta' come see that. I'll bring my twenties, I will.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Apr 23 2003, 10:15 PM
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Love me? Group: New Members Posts: 544 Joined: 24-February 03 Member No.: 17 Gender: Female |
Inky, will you be the dancer at my bachelorette party? Pretty please?
If I ask real nice and slip a 20 in your pants?
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Apr 23 2003, 10:25 PM
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 Worrying Group: New Members Posts: 141 Joined: 15-March 03 From: M'BRO, UK Member No.: 141 |
Congrats.
We'll need female stripers for the stag do but don't let sam know. |
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Apr 23 2003, 10:30 PM
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 Vice-Admiral Guppy Group: New Members Posts: 4 Joined: 31-March 03 Member No.: 210 |
Congrats to u's both!
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Apr 23 2003, 11:33 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Apr 23 2003, 02:59 PM) i was holding out for lolo syuu but you can if you want So I get to strip and perform the ceremonie? Do you want me to strip at the ceremonie as well? --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Apr 23 2003, 11:37 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Dude I'm gonna get money this time for giving lapdances.......sweeeeeeeettttttt.......no more free ones on chat......jk
-------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Apr 24 2003, 12:31 AM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
Sam - you'd have to OK it with my e-fiancee, but I have no qualms about being your stripper
 Just watch where you're sticking that money. Paper cuts can be nasty... -------------------- the end is nice |
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Apr 24 2003, 12:35 AM
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 Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
<clasps hands romantically> My minion's getting married...<tears up> They grow up so quickly...
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust)    <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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Apr 24 2003, 04:13 AM
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Worrying Group: New Members Posts: 114 Joined: 16-April 03 From: Ocean Springs, Mississippi Member No.: 251 |
congrats and best wishes on your e-wedding.
-------------------- Member of Sun Tsu's "Animal Spirit" Club. The Snake. HeHeHe
I have a vodka imp, although I have yet to name it. I am the Mistress of Painish. Bow to my whip. Member of the Ejit Cult: Governer (and pyromaniac). I am Spike the Sideways Flying Monkey |
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Apr 24 2003, 07:43 AM
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 Merry Meet and Merry Part Group: New Members Posts: 985 Joined: 4-April 03 From: Dominion of Dillusion Member No.: 223 |
*sings* "Another one bites the dust"
-------------------- Queen of the acid bunnies
 RacingAway13 is my lil e-brother! He is psycho....I am proud *cries* I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. The_Tortured_Soul is my foob! He has graduated from noobness. Active member of the ness death cult! I am FreePsycho's god mother. *sprinkles not-so-faerie-dust all over* Smile. Tomorrow's going to be worse. Fly by flashing! *flashes everyone* Boobs are great. |
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Apr 24 2003, 03:00 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! On a martial level, I so agree...
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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