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 Sep 26 2004, 07:20 PM
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 Sex can wait...MASTURBATE  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,982 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Chicago Member No.: 443  |
I heard that when the full moon comes out Mata turns into...
 A purple Poodle! -------------------- Wyatt: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial. |
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Sep 26 2004, 08:13 PM
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 Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
Mata is actually acting as a surrogate mother for George Bush and Saddam Hussein, who're madly in love and desperate to have a baby.
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Sep 26 2004, 10:48 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata is actually a masked wrestler known to the world only as "El Monkey Terriblay." Never said he was good at spelling.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Sep 26 2004, 11:23 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 26 2004, 02:02 PM) *sharp intake of breath* Oo Ri! That's getting pretty low! Pimping bunnies is one thing (and possibly true, I'm not commenting without my lawyer present) but using text speak... Never!  Hey, I'm just telling you what I heard. 
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 26 2004, 11:39 PM
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 Empowe(red) Group: Established Members Posts: 1,588 Joined: 1-October 03 From: New York Member No.: 614 Gender: Female |
Mata is infact inhuman. He is part cyborg and part cyclopse and feeds off of the little things that go bump in the night underneath the beds of any child without the protection of a samuri.
For any child caught without a samuri mata steals one sock from a pair from the child's sock drawer. -------------------- Squeaky swings and tall grass
The longest shadows ever cast The water's warm and children swim And we frolicked about in our summer skin Where I roam... |
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Sep 27 2004, 01:26 AM
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 Pocky Ninja Master Group: Established Members Posts: 3,438 Joined: 31-March 03 From: The relm of insanity Member No.: 205 |
Mata was the jedi knight swarn to protect the one ring from the evil agenst of the matrix but he gave it over for trinty.
-------------------- DDR MASTER
I am the Pocky Ninja Master |>34|2 |)4 |\|!\|\J4 My new minoin is MATA I snached him first YAH!!! A member of Mr Snaffleburger Death Cult I have a acid bunny named fluffy the distroyer I have a Vadka Imp named Jenifer she give me tasty jucies and sell well (yummm Vadka) I peadged to ish go ish click for pic (sorry, the pic's a little too big...debs) |
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Sep 27 2004, 01:36 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata's the kind of guy that kisses and doesn't call!
*cries* -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Sep 27 2004, 01:32 PM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Æther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
you do know that mata was involved in the abduction of elvis...
I swear he was! That and he was surrounded by clones of Pixigoth..... -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Sep 27 2004, 03:53 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata has a secret herum of poor Dutch girls whom he's tricked into thinking he's Ringo Starr via glasses, wig and stick-on gotee.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 27 2004, 04:07 PM
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 Secret Electric Pants Buffer Group: New Members Posts: 642 Joined: 25-August 03 Member No.: 559 Gender: Male |
Mata told Jonman to make this thread, so when he's found doing all these things, it will seem ridiculous.
-------------------- George Bush- the world's worst winner.
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Sep 27 2004, 04:09 PM
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 Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
It's Mata's fault I didn't get a payrise. He called my bosses and told them I did smack and put ponies in compromising positions.
-------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Sep 27 2004, 04:47 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
There have been multiple reports of rabbit molestations all over the southern UK. Mata likes rabbits. Coincidence? I think not.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 27 2004, 06:36 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (spiffilicious05 @ Sep 26 2004, 11:39 PM) For any child caught without a samuri mata steals one sock from a pair from the child's sock drawer. And then he videos a big sock-puppet theatre, and sends tapes to the children. And oh, how they cry. He also takes candy from babies. ...he says its easy. -------------------- |
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Sep 27 2004, 10:19 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata actually wrote and directed every classic Nickelodeon show. Clarissa Explains It All, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts... the works.
He. Is. A. God. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Sep 28 2004, 11:02 AM
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 Gone insane, be back soon! Group: New Members Posts: 120 Joined: 10-September 04 From: London, England Member No.: 1,279 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Sep 27 2004, 04:53 PM) Mata has a secret herum of poor Dutch girls whom he's tricked into thinking he's Ringo Starr via glasses, wig and stick-on gotee. It's true. I'm one of them 
-------------------- Gratefully adopted by Silver Star Angel of Da Towers(Good cake hon)
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride!" |
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Sep 28 2004, 11:37 AM
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 Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Lord of darness @ Sep 27 2004, 02:26 AM) Mata was the jedi knight swarn to protect the one ring from the evil agenst of the matrix but he gave it over for trinty. mata actually made the one ring and is secretly building an army of orcs in his basement |
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Sep 29 2004, 12:37 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
I have to say it... Mata, I'm betraying your secret.
Mata *sob* INVENTED SURVIVOR! *cries furiously* -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Sep 29 2004, 01:17 AM
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 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
Mata has look alikes who go to prison for him, and, likewise, take it in the behind for him while he sits leisurely at his lair cuddling his vampyric bunny rabbits.
-------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
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Sep 29 2004, 04:26 PM
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Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
Upon Mata's birth, God tried to get the fifth Commandment amended to "Thou shalt not kill - except Mata". However, the Lord Almighty got bogged down in legal paperwork and gave up in 1997. Not coincidentally, this was the year that Tony Blair became Prime Minister of the UK.
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Sep 29 2004, 04:31 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata hides, breeds and sells rare, exotic and endangered animals out of a warehouse in London that he owns under the name Mr. Snaffelburger.
Also during his teens, he sold mixtures of oregano and tobacco to kids telling them it was pot (he chose that mixture over pot for moral and financial reasons). He also used the name Mr. Snaffelburger. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 29 2004, 07:18 PM
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 The Wrath of The MUFFIN Group: New Members Posts: 433 Joined: 27-December 03 Member No.: 821 |
Mata once saved a midget from a burning building...
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Sep 29 2004, 10:15 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
He doesn't have opposable thumbs.
But he does have a prehensile tail. -------------------- |
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Sep 29 2004, 10:18 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata was actually the 8th Brady child. Later, in horrible mutating accident, involving, three penguins, a malfunctioning Super Nintendo, bad weed, and ten or twelve circus midgets, he became the fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle - Picasso. Needless to say, he hasn't acted since, save that one time he served as Captain Planet's stunt double.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Sep 29 2004, 10:25 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
A little birdy (I think it was a chaffinch) told me that he goes to other forums and spams threads.
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Sep 29 2004, 10:37 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata...
Is a nun. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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