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 Aug 10 2005, 02:35 AM
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 Entomophobic  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male  |
Mata goes into public bathrooms to etch hateful phrases in the stalls.
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Aug 10 2005, 02:47 AM
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 Learn Japanese: おまえしね Group: New Members Posts: 65 Joined: 20-July 05 From: Iowa [a.k.a. "The land of corn"] Member No.: 1,896 Gender: Female |
Mata sings the veggietale theme song while molesting penguins in the local zoo. Those poor penguins...
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Aug 10 2005, 03:15 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata isn't just whistleing Dixie...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 10 2005, 03:35 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata is his own best friend!
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 10 2005, 07:24 AM
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 Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 139 Joined: 13-July 05 From: Sa.Texas Member No.: 1,891 Gender: Male |
Mata likes to wear rainbow thongs and run around the middle of the street screaming"I like to eat raw eggs and fish!" He is also responsible for outrageous gas prices!
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Aug 10 2005, 10:16 AM
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 Serpents hide behind your eyes Group: Established Members Posts: 373 Joined: 29-May 03 Member No.: 346 |
Mata is funding research (through the banners) into an ocular chip to show the time.
-------------------- Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather. - Bill Hicks |
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Aug 10 2005, 04:36 PM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Mata corrects the grammer of bathroom graffeti
-------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Aug 10 2005, 05:06 PM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
That'd be hillarious- you'd see:
ashlee is stoopid. [Please use correct spelling and capitilazation, please! - Mata] Mata is responsible for all of the gum under resturant tables. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Aug 10 2005, 06:37 PM
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^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
[spam]
I'm going to have to start correcting grammer in mata's name now! [/spam] Mata is created spam (the meat) in an effort to feed the third world nations, but it failed when the industrialized nations actually liked it and drove up the price. -------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Aug 10 2005, 07:02 PM
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 over_the_abyss Group: Established Members Posts: 279 Joined: 12-April 05 From: Melrose Park, PA Member No.: 1,751 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 9 2005, 07:35 PM) Mata is his own best friend!  Not only that; he's also his own grandpa!  Mata is the one who makes people use to many exclamation points! It's an outrage!! 
-------------------- Nothing in the world is going to change until one can see out of all eyes. Then maybe there will be a chance to understand.
"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."-Mike Dirnt. Click to see image! (Sorry OTA, the sig was too big so I've trimmed out the image. Maybe resize it? - Mata) |
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Aug 11 2005, 01:17 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata is, in reality, a Radar echo that refuses to die...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 11 2005, 02:59 AM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 139 Joined: 13-July 05 From: Sa.Texas Member No.: 1,891 Gender: Male |
Mata is responsible for me being an insomniac.
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Aug 11 2005, 03:01 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata refuses to eat sphaghetti, as he is afraid it is really Mermaid hair...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 11 2005, 03:06 AM
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Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
Mata is secretly the retired WWE wrestler, Hassan. Aleylialeylileylila, says Mata.
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Aug 11 2005, 03:31 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata gets no kick from champaign;
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill him at all; So, why, then, must it be true: That Mata gets a kick, out of you? -------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 11 2005, 06:33 AM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 139 Joined: 13-July 05 From: Sa.Texas Member No.: 1,891 Gender: Male |
Mata likes to skip around in pefrume stores singing songs by the spice girls.
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Aug 12 2005, 01:40 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
 You mean that's not normal? When he's sure that no one's looking, Mata still talks to his stuffed animals. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Aug 12 2005, 01:41 AM
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Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
...Because that's when they talk back.
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Aug 12 2005, 01:42 AM
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Has too much time on their hands Group: Established Members Posts: 369 Joined: 10-July 05 From: seoul korea Member No.: 1,885 Gender: Male |
hey, i do that!
mata likes to save up his poo for a week and lets it all out at the end of the week -------------------- WHEN THERES NOTHING LEFT TO BURN YOU HAVE TO SET YOUR SELF ON FIRE
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Aug 12 2005, 01:43 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
When they're sure no one's listening, Mata's stuffed animals talk to him.
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 12 2005, 01:45 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 11 2005, 08:41 PM) ...Because that's when they talk back. Erg! beat me to it! okay, how about: Mata has Tea parties with his stuffed animals, and miscellaneous homeless people... -------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 12 2005, 01:47 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (tv with legs @ Aug 11 2005, 08:42 PM) hey, i do that! mata likes to save up his poo for a week and lets it all out at the end of the week And will explode, messily, when he's thirty! -------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 12 2005, 01:49 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Mata came up with the Idea of making all of the School Supplies so expensive...
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Aug 12 2005, 01:50 AM
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Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 11 2005, 09:45 PM) Mata has Tea parties with his stuffed animals, and miscellaneous homeless people... Except the homeless people like to put in some of that nasty-looking brown water from their little cantines before they drink their tea. Mata is sure there is something bad in that water, because they act very strangely after they drink it... -------------------- |
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Aug 12 2005, 04:34 AM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 139 Joined: 13-July 05 From: Sa.Texas Member No.: 1,891 Gender: Male |
Mata doesn't like cheese.
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