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 Sep 10 2005, 07:30 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male  |
Mata held Ultravox's 'Vienna' off the top-spot by single-handedly buying all the Joe Dolce records.
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Sep 10 2005, 07:53 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Mata holds the world record for longest nasal hair, three years in a row.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 11 2005, 12:36 AM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata Haggis is waiting, talking Italian.
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Sep 11 2005, 02:01 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata is a little bird, singing sour notes from the Banyan tree down by the river...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Sep 11 2005, 02:32 AM
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Has too much time on their hands Group: Established Members Posts: 369 Joined: 10-July 05 From: seoul korea Member No.: 1,885 Gender: Male |
mata suffers from short term memory loss, so everytime he makes specail brownies with chocolate super lax, he forgets its been made with laxitive, and eats it all...
(im guessing you can make out the rest) -------------------- WHEN THERES NOTHING LEFT TO BURN YOU HAVE TO SET YOUR SELF ON FIRE
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Sep 11 2005, 06:53 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata heard of people getting on like a house afire... so the next time he made love, he set the place ablaze... Unfortunately it was his girlfriend's house... the lawsuit is still pending...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Sep 11 2005, 12:35 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
When alone, Mata mutes the television and provides his own 'hilarious' sound effects and speech.
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Sep 12 2005, 12:03 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata has his own retirement account, but I don't think it'll amount to much. It's from a Banking concern that hires only trained Chimpanzees. It's called Plan of the Apes...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Sep 12 2005, 01:22 AM
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 Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Sep 11 2005, 08:35 AM) When alone, Mata mutes the television and provides his own 'hilarious' sound effects and speech.  His favorite is the Cosby show. -------------------- |
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Sep 12 2005, 05:52 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Need to lose weight? Try the MATA™ diet... everytime you're tempted to eat, Mata sends over a squad of midget Ninja Mimes to hit you where you really don't want to be hit....
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Sep 12 2005, 06:08 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata is best served chilled.
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Sep 12 2005, 08:57 PM
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Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
Mata thinks his printer can fly.
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Sep 12 2005, 09:08 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Mata means "spinache" in Alaskan.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 13 2005, 05:46 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Sep 12 2005, 03:57 PM) Mata thinks his printer can fly. Mata thinks his Fly can print... -------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Sep 13 2005, 06:24 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata once turned down a free trip to PLuto, saying that it was just a Mickey Mouse planet...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Sep 13 2005, 06:29 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata Really hates birds. The last time he went to the beach, a seagull took his sandwich while he wasn't looking. He called the other beachgoers to him, and explained that he'd lost his sandwich, and he wanted their help to find it. He even predicted that it was some seabird who'd stolen it. Lousy thieves! As they moved off to begin searching, he called out, "And leave no Tern unstoned!"
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Sep 13 2005, 01:58 PM
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 There is glass between us...! Group: Established Members Posts: 265 Joined: 24-April 04 From: Denial Member No.: 1,091 Gender: Male |
Mata's native tongue is actually Tagalog. Or Klingon; it depends on his gender.
-------------------- "Hell is... other people." No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre.
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Sep 13 2005, 03:50 PM
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Mata goes around raining on other people's parades.
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Sorry, the Retro Grouch stole my inspiration... |
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Sep 13 2005, 06:43 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata passes notes in class... about you!
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Sep 13 2005, 06:46 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Mata pisses on the president's bonfire...
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 13 2005, 07:52 PM
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 Learn Japanese: おまえしね Group: New Members Posts: 65 Joined: 20-July 05 From: Iowa [a.k.a. "The land of corn"] Member No.: 1,896 Gender: Female |
Mata is actually human.
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Sep 13 2005, 09:36 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata salivates more than the average male.
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Sep 15 2005, 01:03 AM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
When no one's looking, Mata goes through your dryer and steals one sock from each pair.
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Sep 15 2005, 02:00 AM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
OMG no! I had a theory about there being a land of lost soks only accessable through portholes in the washer/ dryer.
Mata has his cake, but doesn't eat it! Shock, shock, horror, horror. -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Sep 15 2005, 09:25 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata doesn't use this shift-key, preferring to press CapsLock, then the desired letter, then CapsLock again.
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