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 Nov 14 2005, 07:34 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male  |
Mata cannot hold in his eager anticipation for the forthcoming 'Take That' documentary.
"Don't leave, Robbie! Don't leave!" he cries in the night, as he awakes from some awful dream. -------------------- |
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Nov 17 2005, 05:02 PM
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Mata is personally responsible for the extinction of the dodo. And he pokes baby ducklings with spoons.
-------------------- That which we call a rose by any other name would still have thorns...
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Nov 17 2005, 05:48 PM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Mata overcaem dyslexia.
-------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Nov 17 2005, 08:39 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Mata has an unusualy large and knarled squamous epithelium...
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Nov 17 2005, 10:32 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata finks, so he is
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Nov 19 2005, 12:42 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Mata said "Neitchze is dead"
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Nov 19 2005, 02:01 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Daria @ Nov 19 2005, 12:42 PM) Mata said "Neitchze is dead"  Neitchze said, "Mata is dead" -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Nov 19 2005, 02:14 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 19 2005, 03:01 PM) QUOTE (Daria @ Nov 19 2005, 12:42 PM) Mata said "Neitchze is dead" Neitchze said, "Mata is dead"  Mata invented the term "Oh my gooses!" after his might flock of birds attacked Mrs Thatcher one day. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Nov 19 2005, 02:57 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata never puts enough postage stamps on letters and parcels, so the receiver has to pay the extra.
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Nov 19 2005, 03:55 PM
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 Obliterates Everything He Kisses Group: Established Members Posts: 634 Joined: 8-October 03 From: Dundee owns me! Member No.: 633 Gender: Male |
Mata made me eat all three of my German salami things. Then he forced me to drink lots of fizzy juice.
Mata made me not skinny! *shakes fist* Fal xXx (I'm rationalising. It stops the guilt in my head!) -------------------- The bookworm - bellydancing tart of Snuggles Harem
Fallen World I have done it again. One year in every ten I manage it. . . |
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Nov 19 2005, 09:27 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata sits at the back of the class and tells naughty limericks.
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Nov 20 2005, 11:54 AM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
Mata planted maggots in all the plums and satsumas right before I eat one so I find half a white thing. Urgh.
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Nov 20 2005, 07:02 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata reads the Lord's Prayer to a drum and bass track.
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Nov 20 2005, 07:28 PM
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I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 19 2005, 02:01 PM) QUOTE (Daria @ Nov 19 2005, 12:42 PM) Mata said "Neitchze is dead" Neitchze said, "Mata is dead" The Dead said, "Mata is Neitchze" -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Nov 20 2005, 08:57 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Yer mum said "Nietchze is Mata". Then died.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Nov 27 2005, 04:56 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata likes to soak himself in fish juice to attract stray cats whereupon he chloroforms and shaves them.
He's also a hunchback. And the two aren't mutually exclusive. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Nov 28 2005, 05:29 PM
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 ^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
mata leads an army of ferrets.
-------------------- I have Facebook
click here, here or here to improve my city. free cookies! 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, put this in your sig. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. It's not my bunny, I got it somewhere else. |
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Nov 29 2005, 07:47 PM
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 Persecuted mercilessly by Fuzzy Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Winchester Member No.: 2,075 Gender: Female |
Mata is Pob.
(I have proof >_> ). -------------------- http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=rykan - Everyone sign up! Go on, please?
"I've got nature on my hands!!" "It's simple, Daleks do not do porn."        |
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Dec 1 2005, 07:38 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata is branching out into forest-based comedy. Some people say he's barking up the wrong tree and are starting to give him a bit of stick about it, but I think people should leaf him alone. If they had the talent, I bet they wood do the same anyway.
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Dec 8 2005, 12:50 AM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. The result was Mata.
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Dec 14 2005, 01:16 AM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata wishes he wrote the JCB song.
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Dec 16 2005, 03:59 PM
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Novice Guppy Group: New Members Posts: 1 Joined: 14-December 05 Member No.: 2,155 Gender: Male |
Mata is gay.
(Private joke, that unfortunately no-one on this website will get). |
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Dec 16 2005, 04:03 PM
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 Perfection Personified Group: Established Members Posts: 1,128 Joined: 17-December 04 From: Land of the Wombles! Member No.: 1,548 Gender: Male |
Mata can not be trusted in a room full of blindfolded monkies.
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By all abhorred, To savage poison, Adds the sword" - Boethius, The Concillations of Philosophy |
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Dec 16 2005, 07:35 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Calantyr @ Dec 16 2005, 05:03 PM) Mata can not be trusted in a room full of blindfolded monkies. Mata can't be trusted in a room full of blindfolded Monkees. Mata created Mariah Carrey from some plasticine he found stuck to his sock whilst padding about the house one day. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 17 2005, 11:41 PM
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 Member Group: New Members Posts: 15 Joined: 17-December 05 From: In a sea change Member No.: 2,161 Gender: Secret |
Mata is currently driving around Asia in a Reliant Robin, shooting two of every endangered species, whilst screaming 'I am the anti-Santa.'
It is believed that he wants to make a sport out of this reckless carnage, which, for no apparent reason, will be called 'basqueitball.' -------------------- We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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