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 Sep 12 2006, 06:31 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male  |
Mata ain't what he used to be.
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Sep 12 2006, 06:51 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
Mata is <proverb>
-------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Sep 12 2006, 06:53 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
Mata ties his shoelaces in a melon field.
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Sep 12 2006, 08:49 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Mata tied a ribbon 'round the old oak tree.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 12 2006, 10:17 PM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Mata did not know that it was the last cookie and sincerely regrets eating it. Would you all stop bringing it up now?
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Sep 12 2006, 10:58 PM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
Thats it; Samuel L. Jackson has had it with this ************* Mata on this ************* plane.
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Sep 15 2006, 10:13 AM
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Member Group: New Members Posts: 16 Joined: 6-April 05 Member No.: 1,731 Gender: Male |
I heard that Mata is in fact a small molecule formed from carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, bacon and potassium
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Sep 15 2006, 02:48 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Excessive use of Mata stunts your growth.
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Sep 16 2006, 06:49 PM
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 Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
Mata's that one dude that did that one thing, in that one place. Remember?
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Sep 16 2006, 09:16 PM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Matadrinksupto25cupsofcoffeeaday.
Sometimes he uses a sippy cup to drink it. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Sep 17 2006, 04:19 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata's not been himself recently.
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Sep 17 2006, 04:23 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Mata's perception of innuendo is so powerful that he often snickers at comments about charcoal.
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Sep 17 2006, 09:06 PM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
Simply put, Mata isn't Mata.
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Sep 19 2006, 08:14 PM
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 That_guy needs therapy! Group: Established Members Posts: 284 Joined: 26-June 06 Member No.: 2,523 Gender: Male |
Gee, your Mata smells delicious!
-------------------- "Anarchism is the most irrational, anti-intellectual notion ever spun by the concrete-bound, context-dropping, whim-worshiping fringe of the collectivist movement, where it properly belongs."
Got lotsa Flash/ PHP skillz? Got lotsa time to kill? We need you! |
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Sep 19 2006, 09:54 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata uses fabric softener on towels!
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Sep 20 2006, 12:29 PM
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I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
Mata stole the numberplate M474 from a vintage Bentley
-------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Sep 20 2006, 04:22 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Dark Mata is wot keeps the universe together.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 20 2006, 04:56 PM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Mata knows your position and velocity.
-------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Sep 21 2006, 01:24 AM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
People live in fear of ever meeting the Anti-Mata, more terrirfying still is the thought that Mata and the Anti-Mata will one day meet.
-------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Sep 21 2006, 04:36 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
I did once meet Anti-Mata, and the universe was destroyed. This has all happened many times before, and I know how it ends.
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The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
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Sep 21 2006, 06:08 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 21 2006, 04:36 PM)  I did once meet Anti-Mata, and the universe was destroyed. This has all happened many times before, and I know how it ends. You put all the dolphins back, didn't you? You b*****d. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 21 2006, 07:02 PM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
Mata ate all the turkey during Thanks Giving, and started the mashed potato fight.
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Sep 22 2006, 02:53 PM
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^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Mata killed Kenny.
-------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Sep 24 2006, 03:37 AM
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That_guy needs therapy! Group: Established Members Posts: 284 Joined: 26-June 06 Member No.: 2,523 Gender: Male |
Mata owns a small farmhouse in the Boonies of Arizona. He doesn't tell his friends about this property because he keeps his victims in the basement, impaled on spears.
-------------------- "Anarchism is the most irrational, anti-intellectual notion ever spun by the concrete-bound, context-dropping, whim-worshiping fringe of the collectivist movement, where it properly belongs."
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Sep 24 2006, 07:38 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata thinks the alphabet needs changing:
MATAMATAMATAMATAMATAXYZ -------------------- |
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