 Start Your Own Rumour About Mata., he eats kittens, you know |
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QUOTE (Hobbes @ Sep 24 2004, 01:27 PM) Mata is battery-powered  I was going to cut him open to check this evening, but Sues wouldn't let me. He's 'got to her' in the X Files sense. He does alien autopsies in his kitchen. Jonman knows, he's seen that kitchen. -------------------- We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. We were never at war with Eurasia. Eurasia is our ally.
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Sep 25 2004, 02:43 AM
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 ... Group: Established Members Posts: 750 Joined: 2-October 03 From: In front of a computer, duh. Member No.: 618 Gender: Male |
Mata clubs baby seals.
He also started the War of 1812. |
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Sep 25 2004, 05:30 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
Mata smells of vanilla and cinnamon. And he gives good hugs.
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Sep 25 2004, 06:51 AM
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 ever-hopeful since 2003 Group: Moderators Posts: 6,037 Joined: 27-February 03 From: Midwest US Member No.: 54 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Sep 25 2004, 12:30 AM) Mata smells of vanilla and cinnamon. And he gives good hugs. Mata pays off forumites to support his regime with sugar-coated lies. |
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Sep 25 2004, 07:23 AM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,420 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Technically, according to another Daft thread, that makes Mata my grandfather.
 Mata isn't *really* the age he pretends to be - he kidnaps the best scientists in the world and keeps them in his basement to come up with perfect non-aging formulas. If these scientists don't work, Mata does the feeding chain thing with their pets! 
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Sep 25 2004, 07:42 AM
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 I'm an inefficient bear. Maul. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,968 Joined: 21-June 03 From: carlinville illinois Member No.: 408 Gender: Female |
mata is a communist and brain washes little children to do his evil deeds... such as free aniumals from zoo's *shoves penguin back in the freezer*
-------------------- ATTACK SLOTH! It's gonna get you... eventually. |
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Sep 25 2004, 08:36 AM
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 It's not junk in the trunk, it's precious cargo. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,644 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Seattle, Washington, USA Member No.: 380 Gender: Female |
Mata is a *dundunDUN* bloodsucking hermaphroditic rheissus monkey with green scales and small hands that smell like cabbage! Run for your lives!!!!
-------------------- Irish is my special e-stalker. I leave the blinds open for him. :P // I'm the designated keeper of sobreity. Jell-o Shooters anyone? // I will always have fond memories of Leo's big banana and Cheese's sexy penguin. // I am the all powerful Ish Witch! ::insert evil cackle here:: // ALL HAIL PURSTHULHU!
@_@ You will not write secret messages. You will not write secret messages... @_@  |
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Sep 25 2004, 09:16 AM
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 Remorseless posting machine Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 25 2004, 02:48 AM) Humpf. Anyone got any nice rumours about me? Pfft. Where's the fun in that? -------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Sep 25 2004, 12:56 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Sep 25 2004, 06:51 AM) QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Sep 25 2004, 12:30 AM) Mata smells of vanilla and cinnamon. And he gives good hugs. Mata pays off forumites to support his regime with sugar-coated lies. He stoops that low... *shakes head sadly* I heard that he's made of Blu-Tack, and won't play with the Play-Doh girls and boys. -------------------- |
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Sep 25 2004, 01:00 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
Mata is not actually Mata but another man of the same name.
Mata was seen entertaining small children at the Calgary Stampede. --------------------      It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost |
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Sep 25 2004, 02:18 PM
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 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
Mata makes the best parrot burgers around, but to get the parrots to make the burgers he steals them from people's homes and the local pet place.
-------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
Potat, R.I.P. April 30, 2004 5:03 PM |
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Sep 25 2004, 02:47 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Nevermind this post. I'm being silly. This is an edit by the way.
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Sep 25 2004, 03:04 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Established Members Posts: 30 Joined: 30-December 03 From: Madrid, Spain Member No.: 832 Gender: Female |
I know for sure that, before eating the puppies, Mata has sex with them, records the entire sessions and post the videos in another site. I accidentaly found out when I was searching in Google and wrote by mistake "Mata sickporn puppies videos full size"
-------------------- Mee spiks english goodlier then yoo
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Sep 25 2004, 04:16 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Kurruskita @ Sep 25 2004, 03:04 PM) I was searching in Google and wrote by mistake "Mata sickporn puppies videos full size" By mistake?! Perhaps we should be starting rumours about Kurruskita. Mata's blind in all five of his eyes, by the way. -------------------- |
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Sep 25 2004, 05:23 PM
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 Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
I heard that Mata's hair isn't really his own. In the late Seventies he kidnapped Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev, scalped him and transplanted Gorbachev's hair onto his own bald head, leaving Gorbachev nothing but a blood-red mark and a perfectly smooth scalp.
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Sep 25 2004, 07:00 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata is actually a clone of Walt Disney.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 25 2004, 07:02 PM
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Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
Mata is employed by the Umbrella Corporation to manufacture viruses that turn humans into zombies.
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Sep 25 2004, 07:04 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
My friend's cousin's former wife's exboyfriend's college roomate knew a guy who lived in the apartment next to a guy whose sister saw Mata peel his skin off revealing his real visage: that of Mr. Snaffelburger!
That's also his real voice. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 25 2004, 07:29 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata's made of candy.
And he can fly. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Sep 25 2004, 07:55 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata is human...
. ...no, even I don't believe that one. -------------------- |
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Sep 25 2004, 08:06 PM
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 Obliterates Everything He Kisses Group: Established Members Posts: 634 Joined: 8-October 03 From: Dundee owns me! Member No.: 633 Gender: Male |
Mata once kidnapped one of the Andrex puppies and trained it to kill! He dispatched several old ladies with aforementioned puppy before it joined a union and demanded better pay and a dental plan. The puppy was later buried in several secret locations.
Fal xXx -------------------- The bookworm - bellydancing tart of Snuggles Harem
Fallen World I have done it again. One year in every ten I manage it. . . |
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Sep 25 2004, 09:15 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata stole the crown jewels and actually did kill James Bond when he came to stop him.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Sep 25 2004, 09:47 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Revealingly, Mata's name is an anagram of "I Like Pet Purée for Breakfast"
(if you add some letters, and change some others) Coincedence? I think not! -------------------- |
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Sep 25 2004, 09:58 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata uses text speak when he poses as UKspecialsauce in AOL chatrooms.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 25 2004, 10:03 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata's made from recycled cans, plastic bottles, and biology textbooks
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