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> Start Your Own Rumour About Mata., he eats kittens, you know
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post Sep 24 2004, 08:39 AM
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In line with Mr Fuzzy's well researched and factually based reports that Mata eats kittens, I feel that it's about time that other darker aspects of his character come to light as well.

I'll start the ball rolling.

I have incontrovertible evidence that not only was Mata responsible for the murders in London attributed to Jack the Ripper, but also singlehandedly caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, and has also been photographed playing golf using mice in place of golf balls.


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post Sep 24 2004, 09:02 AM
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Show us this evidence, oh Great One.


Mata's real name is Betty, y'know...


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post Sep 24 2004, 09:06 AM
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mata made it rain while i was walking to college
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post Sep 24 2004, 09:19 AM
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Mata is a salesperson for MacDonalds and often gets awarded 'Employee of the Month' for his good work with preservatives.


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post Sep 24 2004, 09:22 AM
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mata rang me up and tried to sell me double glazing
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post Sep 24 2004, 09:32 AM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 23 2004, 03:53 PM)
Give me blood! Blood I tell you! Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

it's fun to bay for blood occasionally (especially when I've not eaten a puppy for a while).


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Mata is deranged and eats puppies ohmy.gif


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post Sep 24 2004, 09:33 AM
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puppies and hamsters
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post Sep 24 2004, 09:42 AM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Sep 24 2004, 10:33 AM)
puppies and hamsters
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Nah I think we established it was kittens that ate hamsters. I've had puppies and they don't eat hamsters. Seriously. You're safe.

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post Sep 24 2004, 09:47 AM
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i sure do hope so
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post Sep 24 2004, 09:54 AM
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But Mata does boil hamsters and sells them to hobos. Mr Fuzzy has four. Mata got confused that day...


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post Sep 24 2004, 10:05 AM
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If ever a thread was made for Daft it's this one! laugh.gif

Mata likes to randomly make people jump while they are eating MacDonalds too! dry.gif


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post Sep 24 2004, 10:05 AM
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QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Sep 24 2004, 10:54 AM)
But Mata does boil hamsters and sells them to hobos. Mr Fuzzy has four. Mata got confused that day...
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My bad DHG. I guess you're screwed after all. laugh.gif


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post Sep 24 2004, 10:48 AM
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post Sep 24 2004, 11:50 AM
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i heard that Mata is often seen wearing a pink suit that has green pin-stripes.
i also heard that he dresses up like Blanche from the "golden girls" on a regular basis.


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post Sep 24 2004, 11:53 AM
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i don't want to be boiled
someone help me!!!
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post Sep 24 2004, 12:27 PM
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Best. Thread. Ever. biggrin.gif

p.s. Mata is battery-powered
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post Sep 24 2004, 12:35 PM
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QUOTE
Best. Thread. Ever.


Agreed.


Mata dresses up like Santa Claus and sells crack to small children.


Is that too sordid....?


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post Sep 24 2004, 12:40 PM
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QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Sep 24 2004, 12:35 PM)
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Best. Thread. Ever.


Agreed.


Mata dresses up like Santa Claus and sells crack to small children.


Is that too sordid....?
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Yes *shakes head from side to side*

Oh dear *leaves thread in disgust at FU*

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post Sep 24 2004, 12:43 PM
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*sobs* It's all true... Except for the bit about the kittens. I feed the hampsters to the kittens, the kittens to the puppies and then eat the puppies.


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post Sep 24 2004, 12:46 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 24 2004, 12:43 PM)
*sobs* It's all true... Except for the bit about the kittens. I feed the hampsters to the kittens, the kittens to the puppies and then eat the puppies.
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post Sep 24 2004, 12:49 PM
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*sobs* It's all true... Except for the bit about the kittens. I feed the hampsters to the kittens, the kittens to the puppies and then eat the puppies.


You're a bad bad man.


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post Sep 24 2004, 01:28 PM
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post Sep 24 2004, 01:33 PM
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Mata was the one that taught me how to kick puppies.
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post Sep 24 2004, 01:33 PM
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That means he's my father too...


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