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post Sep 26 2004, 10:14 PM
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post Sep 27 2004, 12:02 AM
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Isn't it "Ich bin Toilette Papier"?


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post Sep 27 2004, 06:40 AM
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QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Sep 27 2004, 12:02 AM)
Isn't it "Ich bin Toilette Papier"?
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It's Dutch dear, not German.
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post Sep 27 2004, 09:49 AM
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Ik ben een Nederlander. Ik ook?


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post Sep 27 2004, 01:00 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Sep 27 2004, 09:49 AM)
Ik ben een Nederlander. Ik ook?
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post Sep 28 2004, 08:01 PM
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We were just checking out the threads as we do on IRC, and an esteemed friend drew our attention to this one.
From the little dutch we know, and basing our guess on careful character analysis, we have concluded that the little -kurt person has posted a thread that starts with the phrase "you are cock", by which he means male genitalia, not fowl. Now, as much as this appears to be grammatically wrong, it is still puerile and trying to be obscene.

Ermmm ... do we want this? methinks not ....

I'm calling the 'Mature audience' card, and he aint it. We have scraped the bottom of the barrel a few times lately. 'Mature' ... where is 'mature'?


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post Sep 29 2004, 11:43 AM
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This thread has been brought to my attention.

Insults and obscenities of that nature are not acceptable on these forums, regardless of the language used. The rules are quite simple, and not at all difficult to follow. Please pay attention to them, -Kurt.


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post Sep 29 2004, 03:54 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Sep 29 2004, 11:43 AM)
This thread has been brought to my attention.

Insults and obscenities of that nature are not acceptable on these forums, regardless of the language used. The rules are quite simple, and not at all difficult to follow. Please pay attention to them, -Kurt.
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post Sep 29 2004, 03:55 PM
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post Sep 29 2004, 04:12 PM
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post Sep 29 2004, 05:30 PM
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QUOTE (-Kurt @ Sep 29 2004, 04:54 PM)
STFU
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My what a clever and incisive arguement you give there.


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post Sep 29 2004, 11:57 PM
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post Sep 30 2004, 12:45 PM
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NOOO!!! *beats -kurt with a stick with a nail in* back to newgrounds with you!!! besmirch this place with your presence no more!!


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post Oct 10 2004, 02:41 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Sep 30 2004, 12:45 PM)
NOOO!!! *beats -kurt with a stick with a nail in* back to newgrounds with you!!! besmirch this place with your presence no more!!
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Yeah, i'm cool their.
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post Oct 10 2004, 04:04 PM
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Fair enough cause your not round here just a bit annoying really.


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post Oct 12 2004, 05:39 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Sep 29 2004, 12:43 PM)
This thread has been brought to my attention.

Insults and obscenities of that nature are not acceptable on these forums, regardless of the language used. The rules are quite simple, and not at all difficult to follow. Please pay attention to them, -Kurt.
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I don't want to make a fuss, but surely this is a bit hypocritical? I mean, look at the name...


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post Oct 12 2004, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Oct 12 2004, 05:39 PM)
I don't want to make a fuss, but surely this is a bit hypocritical? I mean, look at the name...
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QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 2 2004, 11:42 PM)
'Bastard' is a mild swear-word, and so falls into the arena of contextual decisions. I made a choice when Commie joined the forums to allow the word in his username because of the ironic tone of the name. If he, or anyone else, were to be constantly calling other people 'bastard' with the intention of causing offence then I would take action on that. He does not, he chose the name himself, and so I made a choice to allow it.
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post Jan 1 2011, 01:31 PM
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ik ben toilet papier tongue.gif het klinkt een beetje vreemd maar ach smile.gif
het is het enige Nederlandse wat ik tot nu toe ben tegen gekomen.

Zijn er wel Nederlandse mensen nog online?


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post Jan 1 2011, 07:29 PM
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Ha! Ik was vergeten dis gesprekt smile.gif Het is heel oude.

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post Jan 1 2011, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 1 2011, 08:29 PM) *
Ha! Ik was vergeten dis gesprekt smile.gif Het is heel oude.

(How's my Dutch coming on?)



Ha! ik was dit gesprek vergeten smile.gif Het is een hele oude. Or Het is een oude or het is heel oud.

that is more what you were trying to say I think.

dis = dit, gesprekt = gesprek
You translated it directly from the English grammar smile.gif But the words that you spoke already showed progress.

Now I feel like a tough teacher tongue.gif

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post Jan 2 2011, 01:04 PM
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Het is niet een boekje; het is een boek. smile.gif Warom is alles kleine in Nederlands?

Een gelukig nieuwjaar te jij ook.


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post Jan 2 2011, 01:12 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 2 2011, 02:04 PM) *
Het is niet een boekje; het is een boek. smile.gif Warom is alles kleine in Nederlands?

Een gelukig nieuwjaar te jij ook.


We maken graag alles klein. Ik zeg boekje omdat het formaat niet groot is en het boekje
niet dik is. biggrin.gif Maar heb je al iets kunnen lezen?

knuffel ^^ Gaat het al wat beter met Laura's hand?


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post Jan 3 2011, 10:57 AM
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Ja, ik heb een of twee boekjes. Ze zijn vrij saai!

Lauras hand is goed nu, bedankt voor uw vraag.

Ik lief 'knuffel'! Het is zeer kwaii!


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post Jan 3 2011, 03:47 PM
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kwaii? I really have no idea what that is.
btw do you use google translate tongue.gif or are you really trying to speak dutch?
the book question was referring to the book I gave you, I was
curious if you had a chance to read it tongue.gif

Hoe gaat het met je Nederlandse uitspraak? Heb je het nog
iets leuks gedaan in de vakantie?

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post Jan 6 2011, 02:54 PM
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Sorry, ik wil 'kawaii' typen. (Ik denk 'typen' is recht.)

Ik hep een betje boekje lesen, maar het is nog te hard.

I'm mostly using Google translate for vocabulary and trying to guess the right sentence structures and verb conjugations. 'Kawaii' is Japanese for 'cute' smile.gif


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