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22 Apr 2005
First of all, thanks to all those who tuned in and are reading this post. Though I'm not that popular or well known here, I have long appreciated the kind interaction with those who have bothered to read my schtuff. Or at the very least, tolerated it.

I originally had what I thought was a brilliant idea for my 100th post. But have now forgotten it. If I'm not mistaken it consisted of some sort of photo montage and one of my absurd, fictional narratives. Well, not so much narrative as maybe dellusional intemperance. Just...typed out while under the influence of caffine. Either in the form of pill and/or liquid.

In any event, the 100th post may or may not, will or will not, be anywhere NEAR as spectacular as once thought. So I'm I'm bursting proverbial bubbles right now. I can say that there will be visual aid of some type. I have to use photos or I won't feel right. I'll try to be original. If I don't succeed, then I apologize right now.

In the mean time...(3) things to ponder until I post next. Any of the below questions are ones I'm putting to you, the reader, in hopes that they might be answered and therefore further ones enlightenment. I promise to read all answers and make a mental note of them. Strong emphasis on the word "mental".


1) If Steve McGarrett and Mike Stone got in a fight...who would come out on top? No weapons, just a good ole' fashioned punch-about. AND...why do you think so?

2) Is Hydrogen Peroxide, at anytime, a good substitute for Visine? Because if it is, it's a hell of a lot cheaper. If there's any flegling chemists out there, I'd like to hear your views.

3) If I move to Crete and perform a one-man version of the opera "Idomeneo" and then proclaim myself emperor of the island, do you think I have a chance? I thought I would arrive on the island via parachutte.

Thanks for checking in on me, I really appreciate the help...Altehase (patron saint of all mediocites)

**To quote a one time wiseman: "A monkey in a dress...is still a monkey. Though it doesn't mean I don't have to like it."**
24 Mar 2005
The other day I overheard some use the phrase "out the yazoo". If I'm not mistaken, this is the first time I've ever heard that. I myself have used the phrase "out the wazoo" many times. But it also seems perfectly acceptable to reverse it and say "up the wazoo". Hopefully the latter is somewhat self explanatory. If not...take a guess...you're probably correct.

But "yazoo" now seems acceptable as a substitute. OR...it has an alternate meaning. I think it does...and I'd like to know. I'm appealing to anyone who might be able to shed some light on this recent development in my life.

Oh, the term "kazoo" is also used in a similar fashion. It's certainly funnier. At least to my rather warped sense of being. But a kazoo is also an instrument of types. Though I suppose it could be played from either end...maybe that's where the term came from. I'll let the experts confer on this one...
10 Mar 2005
Nutcase boy bragged about eating pigs feet a few years back. I know he lied. About liking it that is. Honestly, I could imagine him eating flies before eating swine appendages.

In any event, this photo is what he gets...it may or may not be a solution...but it's start.

The above photo will only be displayed here temp...
22 Feb 2005
Please Help! I need a decent one. I know...I'm a cheap bastard. I was using "Fanspace.com" but for whatever reason...it's gone. I could KILL! It was good though but I don't want to go back. I also used "freeservers.com"...but they suck. "Google" hardly ever finds the content.

If anyone has a good leads...please post for me...THANX:)

altehase AKA TanyaTurkish
21 Feb 2005
I got peeved earlier and I blurted out the word "CRAP!" Then I gots ta thinkin'...

How to say "CRAP" in various languages:

English : Crap

Spanish : EL Crapo

German : Krapen

Russian : Krapishka

Italian : Crapino

Polish : Krapowksi

French : Crapevou

Arabic : Al Kra-pah

Japanese : Krapashiki

Greek : Krapolopolous?
( I know that one sucked, but that's the best I could come up with)

Oh yeah, and...

Canada : Crap Eh?

That's all I could come up with. But I believe this session of time wasting was more fruitful than others...did I leave any out?
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