Depressed For Christmas ._.|||

I am actually depressed for christmas.. it's so empty and commercialized nowadays. . .
not about togetherness but who can sell the most trendy crap.
and it doesn't help that I have a new stepbrother; the ideal American consumer.. he wants just about everything he sees on TV and likes it for about twelve minutes..
does anyone else get like this?? or am I just crazy?

My 100th Post O_o

yes, this is very random, but seeing as this is now my 100th post and that there are so may people (um, well I saw about five. but that counts!) without avatars that I wanted to open up my avatar gallery ^-^
whee!

Haldo O_o

well, I suppose you can tell by my post count and all, but I'm not as new to the forum as most. I just never got to warn the rest of you properly and happened to finally click on this bit of the forum..
so..
here I am!
(silence)
whee!

Dear Matazone Forums, Thank You.

Dear Mata,forumites,etc..
Thank you.
recently, for lack of better things to do, I joined/payed a visit to another forum on another unnamed Flash animation site. There, I posted an odd little post and left it there.
a bit later, i looked back to see how it was doing, and found that it had been deleted to their trash file. not only that, but it was accompanied by an entirely rude, stinging comment by someone who somehow had become a moderator, insulting it for not being relevant to anything at all in a way that made me want to do a host of rather impolite things to them.
then I thought to myself (after planning out the impolite things in detail) why in the world would they do that in the first place? did they forget to take their pills? does the "Random Comments" board restrict comments of the random variety?
matazone doesn't do that!
hmm o_o
then I thought over the rest of the boards I have been to..
they weren't much better either. aside from a short, uninspired conversation about muffins, they had all been either uninteresting or, like the other unnamed forum, extremely rude.
except Matazone!
in Matazone, the conversations are always interesting, fun, challenging, intallectual, and witty. not only that, but the vast majority of the people seem to have the same miniscule level of sanity and the same twisted humor as me!
matazone is diffirent from the others! a place seemingly designed just for me!

and so,
forumites of all post numbers and avatar designs..
I just wanted to say,
from the bottom of my heart,
thank you.
for being fun, smart, and crazy.

My Luck Is As Ironically Bad As Possible

I sit down to write an essay.. the keyboard has broken.
I'm finally in the mood for milk?.. It's gone bad.
I'm going to a reunion next week?.. I'm suddenly afflicted with a headache
and sore throat.

..

I go out into the world with a sunny disposition, cast off all my black clothes, and attatch my Lucky Cat keychain to my pants, ready to go to school welcoming a brand new day and ready to change my luck once and for all!

o_o

there is a massive chlorine spill by the pool, the school is evacuated, I am forced to leave my cell phone/housekey in my bag in the school, we stand outside for an hour before being herded into buses as HAZMAT trucks arrive, my house is locked, my grandma is at bed bath & beyond, I read the New Yorker in an effort to stifle my boredom and come upon some horribly indecent pictures I would rather not have seen, I walk to the park, am followed by a creepy old man, get my boots muddy, many botched attempts to break into the go____n house.. grandma shows up & we go to Old Navy & I am repeatedly bombarded with those horrible jeans that make my @ss seem pregnant, I go home with no jeans or shreds of self respect left..

T_T

I DO believe in God..
There has to be somebody trying to get me

[your post gets editted by a moderator - please watch your language - LoLo]