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Hm, well, I'm tall, very tall, taller than mata, and he's tall, but not the tallest, and neither am I. I also have big hands and feet, lets just go with generally pretty big all around. I'm also an intellectual midget who likes to giggle.

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Sir Psycho Sexy
Technically a giant, intellectual midget.
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Hm, well, I'm tall, very tall, taller than mata, and he's tall, but not the tallest, and neither am I. I also have big hands and feet, lets just go with generally pretty big all around. I'm also an intellectual midget who likes to giggle.

So in summary, I'm technically a giant, intellectual midget. ;)

I'm also quite old in forum terms, so that means I get to be cheeky, and in return, get my name changed by admins.

And I really like riding goats while juggling rotten fruit.
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23 Jun 2008
Check it.

Seems like this is the time and place. It always hurts when great comedians, musicians, actors and performers die.

Anywho, some golden quotes for you:

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
24 Sep 2007
At 7.30am yesterday (23rd September) my sister gave birth to a little girl. Her name's Erin, she weighs 7lbs 10, she's very pink, sleeps a lot and is dead cute.

That is all, may post a picture if I get permission.
21 Sep 2007
Found on a friend's livejournal, original link HERE

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Pretend to be a Time Traveller Day.. 8th December.


You must spend the entire day in costume and character. The only rule is that you cannot actually tell anyone that you are a time traveler. Other than that, anything's game.

There are three possible options:

1) Utopian/cliché Future - "If the Future did a documentary of the last fifty years, this is how badly the reenactors would dress." Think Star Trek: TNG or the Time Travelers from Hob. Ever see how the society in Futurama sees the 20th century? Run with it. Your job is to dress with moderately anachronistic clothing and speak in slang from varying decades. Here are some good starters:

- Greet people by referring to things that don't yet exist or haven't existed for a long time. Example: "Have you penetrated the atmosphere lately?" "What spectrum will today's broadcast be in?" and "Your king must be a kindly soul!"

- Show extreme ignorance in operating regular technology. Pay phones should be a complete mystery (try placing the receiver in odd places). Chuckle knowingly at cell phones.

2) Dystopian Future - This one offers a little more flexibility. It can be any kind of future from Terminator to Freejack. The important thing to remember is dress like a crazy person with armor. Black spray painted football pads, high tech visors, torn up trenchcoats and maybe even some dirt here or there. Remember, dystopian future travellers are very startled that they've gone back in time. Some starters:

- If you go the "prisoner who's escaped the future" try shaving your head and putting a barcode on the back of your neck. Then stagger around and stare at the sky, as if you've never seen it before.

- Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.

- Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO"

- Stare at newspaper headlines and look astonished.

- Take some trinket with you (it can be anything really), hand it to some stranger, along with a phone number and say "In thirty years dial this number. You'll know what to do after that." Then slip away.

3) The Past - This one is more for beginners. Basically dress in period clothing (preferably Victorian era) and stagger around amazed at everything. Since the culture's set in place already, you have more of a template to work off of. Some pointers:

- Airplanes are terrifying. Also, carry on conversations with televisions for a while.

- Discover and become obsessed with one trivial aspect of technology, like automatic grocery doors. Stay there for hours playing with it.

- Be generally terrified of people who are dressed immodestly compared to your era. Tattoos and shorts on women are especially scary.



And that's it. Remember, the only real rule is staying in character and try to fit in. Never directly admit you're a time traveler, and make really, really bad attempts at keeping a low profile. Naturally, the dystopian future has a little more leeway. And for the record, I've already tried out all of these in real life, in costume. It is so much fun you want to pee yourself.

I've set the tentative date for December 8th. Who's in?
22 Jun 2007
In a little over a week, England will follow the rest of the UK in banning smoking in all enclosed public spaces and work places. I don't imagine this is a particularly big issue for most people, but being that I work behind a bar in a pub where about 80-90% of the customers smoke, I'm kind of forced into defending the non-smokers perspective, what with being the only non-smoking member of staff. So it's been occupying my mind quite a bit.

I've heard some hilarious arguments against the ban, some of my favourites include the government losing out on the tax revenue they gain from cigarettes, igoring for a moment that they're NOT banning smoking out-right and the potential savings to the NHS on treating smoking related diseases.
Another one, raised by someone I work with (though I suspect someone else put this in his head), where he argues that it would infringe on the personal rights of smokers. Which right he's refering to, I'm not entirely sure of and I don't think he knows either, because when I asked him, he said he was sure there was probably one somewhere, though I'm not convinced that someone does have the right to inflict carcinogenic fumes on other people.
Possibly the one valid point that does get raised is that pubs could lose out on trade, though when you consider that, as stated in government pamphlets (or propagana), that up to 75% of the population don't smoke, there's surely the potential to make much more money, assuming that these people can be persuaded into pubs and clubs, which I'll agree is a rather large if.

Anyway, enough waffle. Any other points of view? Anyone else want to join me in pointing and laughing?
5 Jun 2007
I just got this in some chain mail spam. I don't really go in for that, but I wanted to share what was sent. I put it here for obvious reasons, also, it made me laugh.

http://noonebelongsheremorethanyou.com/

Enjoy smile.gif

*editted to insert a j*
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leopold
Are you paranoid yet? Maybe we'd best change your sig again ;)
17 Dec 2008 - 10:09
Mata
We're all looking at SPussyCat's profile to make him paranoid. WOOO!! We're all looking at you!
17 Sep 2008 - 12:34

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