Funny as hell

Click Here for the best clip on the internet, I don't want to give too much away but it is very funny, bear with it throu the start thou

Once Upon A Time In Mexico

oh my god how did I stay all the way through this film? I know my reviews have been a bit low of late but JEE's this is terrible, I can only put this poor show of films as time of year,
so I quicky go through what this is about, El mariachi is back with his guns, johny Depp tells him to go kill some one, so he does don't ask me to explain the plot cos there isn't one, he kills lots of people and every one just kills every one else.
I swear if you but only gave some one a cup of tea when they wanted coffee it meant some one would get blown away.....
NO REALLY THEY WOULD.
so this is just a some one moves kill them film, the direction is just wrong, the wise cracks or poor and the..... oh forget it this film is just bad.
However if all you want from a film is bang your dead then your in for a treat, the only thing that made me almost smile through this film was johny deep hes just a great actor.

This film gets a very generous
G rating of **********

Hollywood Homicide

well its not been given much press, but I'll be the first to say I got more than I expected from this film, Harrison Ford has not had a good film since fugitive to my reconing and this was one where he really came back to life, with Josh Hartnett as his side kick, he trys to solve a murder and sell houses at the same time and avoid being locked up by tax police.
this is a funny film due to the fact its a thriller thats not been over dramatised and the result is a plesent one, Josh Hartnett is a solid suport actor and mr Ford shows us why hes still one of the best actors about. the film plot is well developed and the characters or lovable
I give this film a G rating of **********

Jeapers Creepers 2

were do I start were do I start,
hmmmm we'll go back to the begining shall we. Last year to my Knowlage the worst film made came out, Jeapers creapers I'm not going to waste my time in going into the in's and out's of this terible monstrosity of what is known as a film, the idea here in this 2nd installment is this demon eats people for 23 days on the 23rd july every 23 years. (yeah with just that sentence you pretty much know what to expect from this film.... not alot) the demon eats people and uses there body ports to make wepons and stuff. well he traps a bus full of..... wait for it yeah you guessed it, Teenages, and they try to escape.
well thats the jist. Is it any good? well not really there is no plot no characters of any value and cos its the second you lose the suspence of the demon and see it from the word go. However I think its better than the first and no worse than most horror films about today
I give this film a G rating of **********

Freddy Vs. Jason

yet another example of how not to make a horror movie, its cheesey over the top and full of teenages, 3 magic no no's for the horror gene.

However

this is not a horror movie and so should no be approched as one, if you do you'll be disapointed as there is no suspence and the film does not let you use your own imagenation at any point.
Its pure and simple a slash em up,
were the main aim is to shock you, and to try and get a higher body count than total recall.
thou there is nothing here we havn't seen before in any of the jason or freddy films, you find your self mildly entertained

no where near as bad as I thought
I give it a G rateing of **********