Hi.

Hi. I'm probably long forgotten by now, but my name is Monkey. I used to come here, but was... "chased away", I'll just say. No pitchforks were involved. I have one child, a snake, named Isodoros, and I like pizza boys and cheesestix. I'm fifteen years old and I sew excessively. I currently have a Civil War era corset under construction. My favorite color is wine and I have a tendancy to be special.

I guess that's pretty much everything about me... (I'm boring). SO... yah. I noticed a lot of new people seemed to be around, so I thought I might introduce myself. I'm a rabbit.

The Rats Of Extreme Cuteness And Deadliness Cult

If you would like to be a member of The Rats of Extreme Cuteness and Deadliness Cult, you can sign up here. We can rat wrestle, and all sleep in large piles. Come on, It'll be fun!

Logicman's Tight Pants

This is a thread dedicated to Logicman's tight pants and cute Nerdle-ish-ness. Mmmm... Logicman. Anyway, this is dedicated to his tight pants, mainly. He even carries some pencils in there. Today, we were at some kind of assembly at school, and I had brought a notebook so I could do some character design. My pencil broke, and he was behind me, so he gave me his pants-pencil. What doesn't he keep in there?

James Bond

James Bond is a complete and total slut. Now, I know he's Logic's role model because of this, but he really is a slut. I haven't seen many other movies where a character is being given physical therapy, then is, a few seconds later, in bed with the therapist. Complete and total madness. And he really should have married Moneypenny. She was always so nice to him. And that film contains large amounts of uncalled for violence. It makes me want to vomit/poke someone/be a hooligan teen. Your thoughts...?

All About Me.

Today, I was speaking with Wheezing Ghost about Clive Barker action figures, Tim Burton, and torture... all that good stuff. And... Well... I decided that... I just loved her too much! And I can't stand not owning her for one second longer! So... I proposed to her. It looked like this...
DarthVeggie: That's it!
DarthVeggie: I can't stand it any longer.
WheezingGhst: what?
DarthVeggie: Madison, will you marry me?
WheezingGhst: *tears fill her eyes* Yes!
DarthVeggie: Yay!

Now, obviously, we aren't going to have the wedding for a while, as I promised my sister I would watch The Matrix with her tonight. However, we have decided that the theme will be Tim Burton. So everyone can dress up as their favourite Tim Burton characters! If you have any questions about who Tim Burton is (shame on you!) or why we're dressing up as his characters (even more shameful!) you can PM one or both of us, I'm sure. Don't worry, we won't really mock you. Kidvicious2punk shall preside, since she is, after all, my mum. Ghost's Maid of Honour shall be EdwardLover. My Best Man shall be either CommieBastard or Logicman, whichever one of them cares enough to show up . cheese is funny shall be our ring bearer. And as for the flower girl... let's go with magikeyes. We would also like to ask Jonman to do a Eulogy. If any of you refuses, please let us know before the wedding.