I Am Member Nokros

The forum chatters happily, and so it should. I am sworn to post on it.

It is my duty.

I would post on it at the gates of Hell.

Every night, I browse the boards for interesting topics. Every night, I am victorious.

I am undefeated.

A Poster, though it may be overwhelmed [by topics], should not be overwhelmed if there is a possibity that it will post to the death.

I am a n00b, and I shall post to the death.

As everything on the Internet is but a sham, forums are the only sincerity.

Topics come again.

I am Poster Nokros! Your loads of replies are no match for my posting ability!

Be true to the thought of the post, and avoid distraction. You can never win because you are distracted by others.

Know the topic and know yourself, in a hundred messages you will never be in peril!

As water has no constant form, there are on boards no constant conditions. Adapt, and be without form!

I am Poster Nokros!

You are... unworthy.

A Poster does not seek fame, it is the boards alone that nourish and complete all things.

The forum still chatters. And in 30 days, most will never know of this post.