Hiyo!

Hiyo! After two (or was it three?) years of watching these animations, I have decided to grace the forum with my benevolent presence. So... I think I'll tell you all a bit about me. Firstly, just so as to explain my name here, I have a thing for big boots. They are gorgeous, though, are not they? I have been trying to minimize my use of contractions, so I just go literally from where they came. That should answer your questions about me saying "Are not they". I like to find the secret meanings of children's books and rewrite them, making them perverted or violent, usually. But they are always humorous. Always. Hey, 'tis not my fault I was raised on Stephen King, is it now? I am a Sci-Fi junkie. Specifically the Sci-Fi of the older variety, like those 1950's films that are on really late at night about giant spiders, women, bumblebees, and the like. I think that people who are usually referred to as "nerds" can be most wonderful people, and I prefer them to most of the boys who I go to school with. People who like Anime and Manga for some reason seem to gravitate toward me, even though I have very little experience with that sort of thing. They just do it because of the way I look, in my personal opinion. I give my opinion on just about everything, especially when no one wants to hear what I think. My mouth is too big, so people have a hard time silencing me. I used to have a herpst a few years back (for those of you who have never had one, it is a metal contraption used to push the lower jaw forward) and I required a special one, due to the fact that my mouth opened to wide and repeatedly broke my original, average herpst. That seems to be all that is of importance about me... Well, there are some other things, but they hardly matter, really. So, I guess I shall now be attempting to figure out how this place works and what makes you people tick. Then, I can ask you all mysterious questions, jot down your answers, and, if any of you expresses some curiosity as to what I am doing, I shall mutter something about "psychological profiles". Ha ha ha! My evil plan in action!