I Applied For A Car Loan!

'lo all! I applied for a car loan at the start of this week. I called up today to see how its progressing and was told its in the "credit section". Credit section? Credit section? What the hell does that mean? I know what credit is but does it mean I got the loan and they're organising the money for me? I guess its better than the "rejected section"? If there is such a thing. Oooh I hope I got it cuz my car is being evil and occassionally decides to not start, despite my spending money on what I was told was the problem. So yeh, please cross your fingers for me, and if anyone works in finance and knows what the "credit section" is exactly... let me know. I forgot to ask on the phone.

Birthday Suggestions

Well its my birthday in 2 weeks and I don't know what to do. So I'm asking y'all for some suggestions. Its the "norm" to just go out clubbing on your birthday, but I do that almost every weekend anyway and I want to do something special or cool or fun, seen as you only get 1 day a year to do crazy stuff. So think of something cool I can do for my birthday, cuz I'm all out of ideas!

Green Hair

I just had an arguement with my mum (a hairdresser) which left me rather sheeted off. It was about dying my hair green. Currently its 3/4 black with the top 1/4 bright red.

I asked mum to dye my hair green and she told me "green hair is absolutely ridiculous!".

So I was left thinking 'red and black hair isnt ridiculous, but green hair is?'

I'm hurt because my mum doesn't value my opinions, rather she tells me I'm being "ridiculous". I can't believe society forces us to think that having different coloured hair is "ridiculous", but war is fine.

Elvish

Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie?

Attention!

Today I awoke after a leisurely afternoon nap to discover my car was missing. Not just was it missing, but... ABDUCTED!!!

That's right, abducted by aliens! As I stood in disbelief as to where my car was, a neighbor ran over and informed me of the earlier event. She described an huge shiny silver spaceship hovering only metres above, before suddenly, 3 great suction caps from the UFO, attatched themselves to the roof of my car and lifted it up, suspending my automobile in mid-air. There was a deafening sound as the spaceship fired its engines, before taking off into space. Neither it, or my car has been seen since.

Artists interpretation of Alien space ship


My car