They say it’s just inmates in a Filipino jail being taught to dance because it’s good for their morale, but we know the truth. They say that they are re-enacting Michael Jackson’s Thriller video, but they can’t hide the truth: there’s been a break out of zombies in the jail! We’re all doomed!
(Queen’s Radio Gaga is pretty good too, but mainly for the chorus about two minutes into the video.)
Zombie survival tip no. 1: Get up the stairs, then destroy them.