Monkeys kill deputy mayor


The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi has died a day after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys. […] The city has long struggled to counter its plague of monkeys, which invade government complexes and temples.

This was back in October, so either the killer monkeys have been calmed, or they have destroyed all humanity in their path, allowing none to pass forward the message of the coming tide of monkey death!

In a particularly strange move, the government has decided to fight fire with fire:

One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.

Remember, all monkeys are both equal, but some are more equal than others.

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